When my wife hangs up on me she says “I love you more” then hangs up really fast so I can’t argue and after 9 years together I still can’t win this
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Replying to @roknese
awwwww...... shut up badger.pic.twitter.com/8RdGI8Dh2m
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Replying to @Emily30Red
But I love you too sorceress!pic.twitter.com/ue7noG9bzU
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Replying to @roknese
don't be silly that's not what i mean! = ) you and your wife are giving me the happy feelz.
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Replying to @Emily30Red
To be fair she’s the only person who could stand me so it’s not like I have any optionspic.twitter.com/uCZTDw08Rr
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Replying to @Emily30Red
Well yeah! I mean it was hard to find someone that hot and have bad eyesight AND a poor judge of character
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Replying to @roknese @Emily30Red
This was in my wedding vows to @MrsBrometheus.
10:50 AM - 27 Oct 2018
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @roknese and
Do you know how hard it is to find a partner with a work ethic?
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