I’m pretty confident my 7-month-old daughter could take any other baby in a bar fight.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Well, any other American Baby. She'd get her ass beat by an Aussie 7th month old. All the weak ones, got eaten by Dingoes, because they couldn't fight them off.
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There are Aussie babies? You don’t spring fully-formed from eucalyptus groves? Before I met
@skuldarfin I’d never met an Australian woman. I was starting to think they were a myth.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @TheBrometheus @skuldarfin
Go to any Ski field in North America, and it's full of Australian women. You just need to get out a bit more. I run into them all the damn time when overseas, even when I am explicitly trying to avoid other Australians
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @skuldarfin
Well you do live in Minnesota, it's mostly flat iirc..
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I’ve lived in mountains and deserts and plains, just never skied. Was too poor growing up and just never happened later on. And now I know wild Australian women prowl the slopes.
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