If someone looked in my window tonight and saw my 2 year old son clutching an entire loaf of gnawed French bread and shouting, “More ants!” they’d think we were a family of weirdos. And they’d be right.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Can i get the whole story plz i have to hear this
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Replying to @jessee409
Not so interesting, really. We sing the Ants Go Marching song to amuse him while brushing teeth, and he wanted more. He also stole a loaf of French bread and dove into it like a beast. Earlier he snatched up an entire roast and ate it like a watermelon.
5:50 PM - 3 Oct 2018
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