Does Burrito John Wick really need a third car-chase gunfight? YES.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Improvised burrito-in-the-tailpipe backfiring bazooka shot. Make it happen.
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Replying to @Sociopathlete @TheBrometheus
"Did you know that Monterrey Jack will begin to melt at about 90 degrees F? And it will spontaneously combust at about 448 degrees. Nobody should ever have to know that. But now you will, too." (fwoosh!!!)
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @Sociopathlete
"That's when I saw it, out of the corner of my eye: the man at table 14 had a green chili burrito, and he was squeezing KETCHUP all over it. I put two rounds in his chest and another right between his eyes, before he could even flinch." (hee hee sorry couldn't help myself!)
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