You're going too heavy on "stick" and too light on "carrot*". Show her a burrito, and encourage her to fight to keep that Gerber slop down in order to build up her strength for the good stuff. "YOU WANT IT, YOU GOTTA EARN IT!!!"
* Please tell me it was strained carrots...
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Sounds like a protest to me.
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So she's asserting dominance, nice
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So, her morale is fine. She feels secure in her position and happy to perform her role in the family as she sees it to be. Your attitude needs work, bro.
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More or less.
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Ships burned No retreat Only option, double down
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Is she still in the house?
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