I’ve been getting texts from @MrsBrometheus while I’m at the office:
“You know, bow hunting season is coming.”
“Yes, you’ve mentioned.”
“Would be nice to get some meat for the freezer.”
“So you’ve said.”
“I just need a new bow...”
She just wants another trophy for her wall.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
...did she specify what kind of meat? Y'all don't resort to cannibalism to survive the winter. Right? Right??? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
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Replying to @NotJohnDaker @TheBrometheus
Deer of course. Though you can do upland game with a bow. But I prefer the shotgun for that.
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Replying to @MrsBrometheus @NotJohnDaker
Long deer. By which she means, vegetarians.
9:00 PM - 29 Aug 2018
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