I’ve been getting texts from @MrsBrometheus while I’m at the office:
“You know, bow hunting season is coming.”
“Yes, you’ve mentioned.”
“Would be nice to get some meat for the freezer.”
“So you’ve said.”
“I just need a new bow...”
She just wants another trophy for her wall.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
as a pathetic city girl who knows nothing about hunting; do the animals suffer more when killed with a bow than with a rifle?
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Replying to @dorf_physics @MrsBrometheus
Not when you do it carefully and quickly like
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I have to stop her from rushing out with a spear and throwing axe when she hears a bear has been sighted near our village.
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Basically this but also holding a tray of fresh cookies:pic.twitter.com/haDkoJWxew
8:53 PM - 29 Aug 2018
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Cookies are important. You get hungry hiking for game.
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