I’ve got the most random urge to write an action story that starts off with the hero trying to eat a burrito and he keeps getting interrupted, and this happens over and over throughout gunfights and explosions and car chases, and he just wants to eat a burrito but he can’t.
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Burrito Interruptus
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I would never ever use a chipotle burrito.
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Chipotle is what a white hipster from San Fran thinks Mexican food tastes like.
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But deep down, they know the truth.
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