I’ve got the most random urge to write an action story that starts off with the hero trying to eat a burrito and he keeps getting interrupted, and this happens over and over throughout gunfights and explosions and car chases, and he just wants to eat a burrito but he can’t.
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Burrito Interruptus
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
At the end his girlfriend asks him to share even though she said she wasn’t hungry earlier
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Replying to @CrusaderSaracen
THIS ISN’T A HORROR STORY, MAN. I’d have to include a trigger warning for girlfriend-snacker survivors.
6:42 PM - 20 Aug 2018
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