Tried to send a message to my GF today using only words my phone suggested. I wanted to ask her if she was coming to town for the weekend. First attempt: 1/
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"Are you going to be able to pull off the car and get out of the big city with your car and get it to the other end and then act like you are going to be able to pay for the nice weekend"
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2nd attempt was: "Are you taking a break from the job and the money you're doing to help you keep your hands on the right side of the country for your children to be able to pull it together with my next generation of people who will be even happier when you stop being so tired"
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Obviously I went a little adrift with that one. 3rd try was: "Are you going to be able to pull off the game with me", which was more succinct but didn't quite communicate what I wanted
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4th try: "Are you going to be able to pull off the car with me if you're making a point of being an idiot but clearly I'm the problem" That one really went off the rails
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The 5th and last attempt: "Are you trying to get together with me and the money that I have this time" I was pretty happy with that one, but finally I just had to break down and type all the words I wanted.
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I actually sent her all these messages, btw. I'm sure she thought I was having a stroke
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I have a feeling she’s used to this by now.
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