It would be impossible to cook mashed potatoes without knowing first about their busy lifestyle and that CHIVES are a popular flavor additive.
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Replying to @sunsetndustries
I imagine them eating handfuls of chives as they humblebrag about how busy their life is.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @sunsetndustries
@MrsBrometheus grows her own chives and potatoes and harvests them with a baby strapped to her back and a toddler on a leash strapped to her hip, and she still doesn’t complain about how busy her life is.2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
She should become a recipe mommy blogger, then she'll have the opportunity!
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Replying to @sunsetndustries @MrsBrometheus
If she has time to start a blog about how busy she is, I need to find her more chores to do. Our yard could always use a combat training arena.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
The children must train to wield sword and bow from a young age, elsewise they may be banished to the realm of LARP forever.
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Replying to @sunsetndustries @MrsBrometheus
Age 5 the training begins in earnest, boys and girls.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
None of those floppy little pool noodle swords for these kids!
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