I arrive home to find the toddler has hogtied @MrsBrometheus, somehow tore the howling dagger from its nightmare dimension, prepared the ritual sacrifice pit, and is about to tear open the festering gates of Kash’Nala-dach.
Metaphorically, of course.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
The Mrs. wasn't really hogtied you fool. She was waiting for the gate to be open so she could leap up and plunge her Blade of the Gilded Saint (+16 to hit x5d10 damage against eldritch horrors) into the heart of the Deepspawn. Metaphorically speaking.
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Replying to @VekaFitzfrancis @MrsBrometheus
I believe this.
3:47 AM - 10 Aug 2018
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