I arrive home to find the toddler has hogtied @MrsBrometheus, somehow tore the howling dagger from its nightmare dimension, prepared the ritual sacrifice pit, and is about to tear open the festering gates of Kash’Nala-dach.
Metaphorically, of course.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @MrsBrometheus
Um, is there a possibility of TDS (Toddler Derangement Syndrome) in your home...? Somehow, I fear either your toddler or
@MrsBrometheus desperately needs a nap...
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Replying to @MarianCantwellF @MrsBrometheus
With an infant in the house, we all need a nap!
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