hahahaha omg
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Replying to @litzabronwyn
Turns out there’s a line of products designed for that purpose.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
yeah but then you have to rinse them out and you still have to wipe and just... at some point we have to accept our limitations.
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Replying to @litzabronwyn
Imagine the confused look on @BbySqllngDrgns’ face, though.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
he probably wouldn't even bat an eye tbh
an actual conversation we've had:
me: i wish i could just change genders at will
him: i don't!
me: why??
him: because you would turn into a guy in the middle of sex just to fuck with me
me: i would not!!
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
i wouldn't!!!! it would be so mean!! like... just maybe afterward if we were cuddling x:
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Replying to @litzabronwyn @TheBrometheus
Actual conversation we literally just had about this: Me: You'd turn into Gene Shalit just to fuel your humor. Her: Noooooo, don't worry, I'll find your type. Me: Find my type?! What, are you going to cycle through every guy in the world?
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Then she’ll tease you about your type.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @litzabronwyn
I wouldn't put it past her. She'll start leaving me video love letters from Ewan Mcgregor along with standard courting gifts......hmm....she does buy me gifts on Valentines day already. She claims it's because boys need flowers and chocolates to survive. I wonder what's going on.pic.twitter.com/Lp7SLUOygN
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