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Replying to @litzabronwyn
Reminds me of this commercial: https://youtu.be/TyHdeqLOk8U
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Replying to @litzabronwyn
Turns out there’s a line of products designed for that purpose.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
yeah but then you have to rinse them out and you still have to wipe and just... at some point we have to accept our limitations.
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Replying to @litzabronwyn
Imagine the confused look on @BbySqllngDrgns’ face, though.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
he probably wouldn't even bat an eye tbh
an actual conversation we've had:
me: i wish i could just change genders at will
him: i don't!
me: why??
him: because you would turn into a guy in the middle of sex just to fuck with me
me: i would not!!
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
i wouldn't!!!! it would be so mean!! like... just maybe afterward if we were cuddling x:
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Replying to @litzabronwyn @TheBrometheus
Actual conversation we literally just had about this: Me: You'd turn into Gene Shalit just to fuel your humor. Her: Noooooo, don't worry, I'll find your type. Me: Find my type?! What, are you going to cycle through every guy in the world?
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Narrator: She is.
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Replying to @Papa__Dragon @litzabronwyn
Then she’ll tease you about your type.
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