“Past-me is smarter than present-me.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus @LeslitGS
Because you hate making decisions almost as much as you hate having it pointed out that you hate making decisions.
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Replying to @LeslitGS
I’m not saying you’d rather die than make a decision. All I’m saying is that if I put two plates of food in front of you, you’d probably starve.
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Replying to @LeslitGS
That’s true, you do hate everything. What if they’re plates with... I don’t even know what you wouldn’t hate.
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Maybe you’d just starve on principle to show your haughty disdain for the contents.
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Scones, please. I want to try your wife's baked goods. Maybe some popcorn. I like popcorn.
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Replying to @LeslitGS
I just ate her scones and I didn’t wish I was dead. Which is huge considering my immense ancestral hatred of scones.
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