When your baby throws up all over herself and your wife in a huge tidal wave of vomit, and after cleaning up your wife looks miserable, you should take her firmly by the shoulders and say, “It’s so touching how you look so concerned about how this will affect my reading tonight.”
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Replying to @TheBrometheus
Honestly Bro... are you trying to get her to smack you?
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Replying to @jjgiorgis
She laughed, so mission accomplished. :)
8:07 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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