The Brofucius

@TheBrofucius

Married With Kids. Intelligent, but a Smart Ass 24/7. Loather of Ignorance. Hell is Just a playground aluminum Slide in August. 100% Benevolent Asshole!

LV-426 via Philadelphia.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2015.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    prije 10 sati

    I rather live a life full of hardships, up and downs and struggles. Than to live My Life under the Umbrella of happy false pretense. Brofucius's Fact 2/03/2020

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  2. prije 4 sata

    Ok. Who switched contacts with numbers in my phone between My Sister, and Jen. Because that is not cool. Not cool at all. Should have seen the look on my face when My Sister Face Timed me with..”Red Laced Bra and what do you want to do to me?? Ewwwww!!!!”

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  3. prije 6 sati

    Tell Me You don’t see ALF in this photo.

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  4. prije 11 sati

    I want to see more Star Trek at Walmart Pickup. Tap below to Tweet & will show you what happened to our associates after they met the

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  5. prije 14 sati

    Woman: I love Your Beard! Barista: Why I grew it. To attract lovely ladies like you. Me: Yeah. Whatever, just give me my vanilla bean frappe. Woman: You’re just jealous because he has a luxurious beard. Me: You’re aware he’s been here for 8 years, and has yet to make manager?

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  6. prije 15 sati

    Me: I have Urbach-Wiethe disease. I have no fear. Psychologist: Oh. That is a condition that..... Me: I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS ASSHOLE! I FUCKING HAVE IT!

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  7. prije 15 sati

    George: You ok? Me: Yes I am fine. I don’t get depressed over Games. Even Super Bowl. Niners will be back. George: You really don’t get depressed. Me: Nope. Psychologist: Every one gets depressed. Me: Not Me. P: I am a Psychologist, everyone get depressed one point in life.

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  8. 3. velj

    I am not going to argue, or convince You, or attempt to change Your Mind. My Followers choose to follow Me, I do not ask them to follow Me, I return in Kind. Now I can't see Your ignorance. They never will either.

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  9. 3. velj

    Another Person Blocked, and unfollowed. Again. Gay, Lesbian, Trasngerder, Queer, White, Black, Yellow, Red, Brown, Catholic, Muslim, Christian, Male, Female, Gender Neutral. Binary. If You Follow Me, and You say something to offend the above mention People. I will block.

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  10. 2. velj

    LMAO! Steve: Take to the house kid. Jimmy: TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE KID! Joe: Take The bags to the car. Steve: Give Him a Tip Joe. Joe: I'll give him a tip.

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  11. 2. velj

    Some have defended.."The Bathroom Door was locked." Well. Yeah. I lock the bathroom door as well when I notice it has just one toiler, no urinal, and You are the only one in there.

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  12. 2. velj

    Can someone explain to Me. When an Autistic Teenage is having a seizure. Parents call 911 for Medical. Fresno Police Arrive, and handcuff the teen? So? Having Seizure is a Crime?

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  13. 31. sij

    Driving to Target. Pull up in front of Target. Get out. Open Door. Help Jen out of car Get back in car. Parks. Walks back. Woman: WTF WAS THAT! WAS THAT CHIVALRY SHIT I HEARD ABOUT?! HELP A SISTER OUT! Where more like him!!!

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  14. 31. sij

    Me...LOOKING FOR BABY GIRL'S PINK PERFECT ATTENDANCE PENCIL!

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  15. 31. sij

    OMG!!!! THIS!!!!! THIS!!!!!! SO FREAKING CUTE!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍

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  16. 31. sij

    World Renowned Cat Woman find new use for 100,000 Condoms.

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  17. 31. sij

    Sometimes. I wish I had The Lack of Confidence. The Shield of Insecurity. The Air of Arrogance. The Total Lack of Disrespect for Women. But Alas. I’m a fucking confident, secure, down to Earth Respectful SOB! You Punk Ass Bitches losing their minds over TITS! ICE UP GUYS!

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  18. 30. sij

    How to get killed in You Marriage. 1 Buy Arby Curly Fries. 2 Deny Offering any to Your Wife. 3 REGRET EVERYTHING FROM THAT POINT ON! 4 Pull out second container of Curly Fries, and mock her as the elevator door closes! DAMN SHE GOT DOWN 4 FLIGHTS QUICK!

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  19. 30. sij

    How to End Your Marriage to Your Wife in one easy step. 1 Buy Arbys Curly Fries. 2 Deny Offering any to Your Wife. 3 REGRET EVERYTHING FROM THAT POINT ON!

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  20. 30. sij

    Life is just too important to risk on a dangerous flight.

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