Brandon Morse

@TheBrandonMorse

Texan. Writer. Internet pariah. Chaotic good. Sometimes I say funny things. Yay God. Front page contributor . Contributor .

Waco, TX
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Joined April 2009
Born in 1984
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  1. 1 hour ago

    Dear soon to be California and New York refugees, please stay out of Texas.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    Took a turn off one of the trails and walked into a field of . The smell is amazing.…

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  3. 4 hours ago

    New York’s minimum wage hike will send blue state refugees to Texas, and may make the state as dumb as New York.

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  4. 4 hours ago

    Minimum Wage Hikes Will Send Blue State Refugees To Texas | RedState

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  5. 8 hours ago

    I think that’s a question for

    Is there a way to get podcasts via xbox 360? looking it up just gives me results for making a podcast..
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    8 hours ago

    I don't always dissent—but when I do, it becomes the majority. ⚖

    11:39 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. 8 hours ago

    Dear , your video player is ridiculously annoying. I can’t get through an article without it popping up multiple times.

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    Apr 1

    When the floor is hot lava but your human needs you

    When the floor is hot lava but your human needs you. 🐶😍
    Vine by Cute Emergency
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    6:00 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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    8 hours ago

    S.T.A.L.I.N. b4 u govern S - State T- Trampling A - Anyone's L - Liberty I - Isn't N - Nice

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  10. 8 hours ago

    Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

    Wisconsin has suffered a great loss of jobs and trade, but if I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed!
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    9 hours ago

    if ti is kind, it doesn’t belong on Twitter, tbh

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    9 hours ago

    It's wrongthink

    10:45 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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  13. 9 hours ago

    So, if it’s not kind…then what?

    T.H.I.N.K. b4 u post T - is it True H - is it hurtful I - is it illegal N - is it necessary K - is it kind
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  14. 9 hours ago

    His name’s way more fun to say anyway.

    . Chairman confirms will NOT attend GOP state convention, but Fmr. Sen. Sununu will on his behalf
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  15. 9 hours ago

    This might be the cutest face-off I’ve ever seen.

    10:29 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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  16. 9 hours ago

    Aaaaaaand traumatized.

    This is how I'd act & why I should never be allowed to have kids.
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  17. 9 hours ago

    CATholics?…I’ll see myself out.

    Meet Zorro (left) and Contessina (right) - the cats of Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI!
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  18. 9 hours ago

    “I knew you were a double agent all along, Craig. That’s why I made sure your price check gun was unloaded.”

    10:18 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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  19. 9 hours ago

    More importantly, where the hell does her elbow start?

    I'd start with her arm,what the fuck has happened with it, and why does Luke have her in a wrist lock?
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  20. 9 hours ago

    "Shooting me with your single shot NERF gun won’t bring her back, Gage Steelwalker."

    10:04 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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