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Sophie Saint Thomas
@TheBowieCat
Journalist covering sexuality and psychedelics ⚡ 5x author Finding Your Higher Self Glamour Witch agent
New York Citylinktr.ee/thebowiecatJoined September 2009

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Good dick: - is secure in itself - understands aftercare - keeps promises - fucks your brains out (like literally there should be snot) - addresses their trauma - doesn’t belittle yours - texts back - isn’t afraid of intimacy even in casual set ups - can be any gender - 🤤
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Americans: We want gun control Government: How about we just start rounding up anyone we deem mentally ill instead, in case you weren't terrified enough that we're Nazis
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Listen: If a man describes his exes as "crazy" he is telling you he treated them in a manner so horribly that they reacted, and one day when you learn this side of him you will become the ex of whose mental health he mocks to new women he's fucking.
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The Hitachi Wand is a piece of furniture. You don't have to put it away. We're all adults here. Plus, leaving it out doubles as easy access to a blunt force object should intruders attack you in your own home.
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remember just because you have a uterus doesn’t mean you are under obligation to procreate, it can just be your magic goth organ that pours blood from your pussy once a month
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I have been raped, shot at, and survived my house literally crumbling on top of me during a hurricane(s) and some of you stalker trolls still think that a mean tweet or Instagram comment is going to affect me. I'm here, I'm a good writer, and I'm not going anywhere. Move along.
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Scarcity mindset is a myth. There is room for everyone. We must make room for everyone. Beliving there is only room for a few and viewing others as the enemy rather than friends and collaborators will do nothing but limit you professionally.
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My official statement on today's polyamory debate after a decade of reporting on this shit: A small (important) amount of people successfully practice polyamory ethically. As it became normalized, unfortunately, many use the term as a pretentious excuse for poor behavior.
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and for the zillionth time, feminists who are attracted to dudes LOVE MEN AND WE WANT THE DICK. We want good men to dick us down (consensually) so badly that we pour chunks of our life into trying to teach you to get it right 🙃
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anything can be abused but sex addiction isn’t real, sex drives vary, high sex drives are normal, being a pervert is rad, sex can be for fun or an expression of love, there’s nothing wrong with you, good night
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I just want to let everyone one here who has been following me since college and slut-shamed me for my early work that I am speaking at fucking MoMa on Saturday guess I can be successful and write about sex 👅 ps sluts have excellent memories
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as a collective society truly one of the best things we can do to fight toxic masculinity is to allow boys to cry and men to seek mental health treatment so while I’m pretty gay these days going on record that a cishet man with a therapist is HOT
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I can't believe that I managed to grow up to be a well-adjusted, sex-positive queer sex writer only to have to spell out s-e-x on media platforms for fear of losing my ability to promote my livelihood.
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A Christian protest group at SXSW was walking through the street holding signs shouting “witches live among us!” and I stared at them with a cigarette in my hand (I’m in Texas) and said deadpan “I am a witch.” They gave the best facial expression reaction I’ve seen in a while.
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This is scientifically incorrect. Feeling a lack of purpose can be a side effect of depression. My purpose is to dispell shame around sex, mental health, and cannabis through writing. I was depressed because I was shot at and groped. Take your harmful mansplaining elsewhere, sir.
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Is everyone who’s depressed aware that it’s because they lack purpose in life?
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look trust me I know that this world is cruel and evil and fucked up place but I fought with my life to become a happy person and I am never letting anyone take that away from me and neither should you
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If your cannabis legalization plan doesn't include a plan to end mass incarceration and free the hordes of POC in prison for doing what white folks (I include myself in this) are getting paid for, work in the cannabis industry, you DON'T have my vote. The issues are intertwined.
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Me: I had a good day! My book deal for Sex Witch is official! Cishet dude Tinder match: YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW THAT MUCH MORE ABOUT SEX THAN THE REST OF US HOTSHOT?
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If you are a couple looking to have an enjoyable threesome with no drama here is the only way to do it: get off Tinder and hire an escort (and treat her with respect)
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*spoiler alert* That moment in #SharpObjects * when the detective tells Camille she's just "drunk and a slut" says so much about male fragility and how men dismiss and refuse to even try to understand women's trauma; I honestly could write a book about that one scene.
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I also believe that if bisexuality in men wasn't stigmatized and bisexuality in women wasn't fetishized, there were be far fewer "poly" situations involving the misuse of privilege by cishet men at the emotional (and physical) expense of marginalized genders.
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Someone can be a survivor and still be a predator. In fact the cycle of abuse explains this—but it does not excuse. Everyone has a responsibility to take care of their shit so they don’t hurt others.
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I am so proud to be a sex writer and it drives me insane when people hate on the job. Have you heard of FOSTA-SESTA, or Mike Pence's views on gay people? These are topics we cover, in addition to trying to normalize sex so no one is filled with shame.
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I just saw a neon sign that read “sushi” and my whole face lit up because I’m hungry and want sushi but it turned out to be a shop for neon signs and not for sushi
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shout out to the bisexuals fighting biphobia while also proudly exhibiting every stereotype in the book (issues with monogamy, absurdly horny, fondness for group sex)
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Yesterday I gave the most epic eulogy to my grandma! In a big church! In front of tons of people! I think I made her proud! and then later at the reception a drunk guy told me how beautiful I looked up there and grabbed my ass this is why we’re mad
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oh my god... lesbian sex is so hot...women do this thing with their mouths...it’s so good....where they keep it closed until you’re done finishing your sentence
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confession I had a matching tattoo with an ex and I didn't know if I should keep it and the pain or remove it which wouldn't remove the pain so today I finally just poured it in sunrays and roses and love and now look how pretty
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some advice I can give as a full-time freelancer that seems pertinent today is to be loyal to editors who are good to you, and a good relationship with an editor or writer you like can be more valuable (and reliable) than one with a brand
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I fly to Iceland tonight. I believe I will see the Northern Lights. As a witch, I must masturbate underneath them while in awe of and trusting how loved I am by the universe, right?
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I have to say, I used to get regular (like monthly) colds & sinus infections and since I started wearing masks and washing my hands like a maniac I haven't had a single one...since COVID started! This shit actually works!
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I saved up for a very long time to pay for my nose job, but I got an American Express travel credit card just for the nose job, charged the whole thing on the card, then paid it off now I have a gazillion points and the question is....where should I go for my nose job vacation??
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COVID made asking questions such as “When were you last tested?” and “Are you seeing other people?” required — really hope Hot Girl Summer is also safe girl summer as asking such questions become normalized around STIs and monogamy as well
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