Jenny Lawson on Twitter: "They really shouldn't have left this giant chainsaw unlocked on my street. Perfect zombie apocalypse vehicle. http://t.co/BMWvMdUcRf" / Twitter

Jenny Lawson

@TheBloggess

They really shouldn't have left this giant chainsaw unlocked on my street. Perfect zombie apocalypse vehicle.

4:44 PM · Jun 21, 2014iOS

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ha! I'm with you!

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Unlocked. In Texas. Oy. EVACUATE!!!

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It works good on spiders in the tub, too.

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I don't think you can hide that in your garage, even if you put Beyoncé in front of it.

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That's just crying out for a metal chicken figurehead no?

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I didn't even know they made those. Now it's all I can think about. Thank you for this gift.

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I think someone's compensating for something.

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Welcome to my xmas list! HT

@TheBloggess

: Giant chainsaw unlocked on my street. Perfect zombie apocalypse vehicle.

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It's got jaws! Run!

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Perfect commute vehicle for Interstate 81. "Don't make me fire up the saw, assholes!"

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It'd simply PDX traffic greatly! :)

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