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Author, weirdo, loose cannon. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop

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    Jenny Lawson‏Verified account @TheBloggess Jun 25

    At the hair salon for the first time in 16 months. My stylist: Did you…dear God…did you give yourself bangs? Me: *whispers* It was a dark time, Trisha. The women around me nod solemnly. Trisha makes the sign of the cross and returns to her work.

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      2. Jenny Lawson‏Verified account @TheBloggess Jun 25

        I’d almost forgotten how nice it is to get a haircut that isn’t just me standing over the trash can with the kitchen scissors at midnight. Thank God for vaccinations.pic.twitter.com/9DkcQaJwrt

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      3. Jenny Lawson‏Verified account @TheBloggess Jun 25

        Thank you for the sweet mask compliments. :) We sell them at bookshop: https://www.nowherebookshop.com/significant-otter-face-mask …

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      1. Chris BOOtté 🎃 👻‏ @TheRewiredSoul Jun 25
        Replying to @TheBloggess

        lol I gave my son a haircut early on in the pandemic. IIIIII personally think I did a decent job His mother had a different opinion

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      1. Divana - Mistress of Silicone and Silly Putty‏ @unnaturaldick Jun 25
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        Wise Jenny... Sometimes 'do it yourself' is not the way.

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      1.  🎃 Nik-or-tweet  👻‏ @bridgetjonesni Jun 25
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        @leigh0905 Saw this and thought of you!

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      1. Jose  📖 ☕️ 🍺 🐕 📺 🎃 👻 🧛🏽‍♂️‏ @JoseNotJuan Jun 25
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        “Let us not speak of this again”pic.twitter.com/mkAsv6dke9

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      2. Joe C‏ @Merijeek Jun 25
        Replying to @TheBloggess

        In my experience most women fall under two categories: 1. Thinking of getting bangs 2. Growing their bangs out Nobody ever actually happily has them.

        10 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
      3. Meg C.‏ @LadyMegSoprano Jun 25
        Replying to @Merijeek @TheBloggess

        There’s usually a one-week grace period where we love them. If we’re lucky, two weeks.

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      1. Patricia B. Marsh, M.S. Ed.‏ @MrsMarsh13 Jun 25
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        That part!

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      1. Echidna Waters‏ @lemonaidrinds Jun 25
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        Oh honey. I'm a hairstylist and I won't even attempt a fringe on myself. I get the urge to do it though, especially when I've had a few drinks.

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