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The Babylon Bee

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

NEW YORK, NY—After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is.

1:00 PM · Sep 25, 2021

@DoubleBogey1984

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This is disinformation disguised as comedy.

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It is indeed a strange world, that some people believe a vaccine which has saved millions will kill them, yet a virus which has killed millions will not.

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The Bee obviously doesn’t care that kids have died from COVID. But I’m sure they have plenty to say when a raped woman gets an abortion!

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Of that’s gonna convince no-vaxxers !!

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Almost as safe??? Me driving drunk, almost as safe as if I didnt drive drunk. Sounds like a good choice.

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@michael50299966

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💉 = ☠️