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    The Babylon Bee‏Verified account @TheBabylonBee Apr 26

    All Scientists Forced To Retire After Realizing The Science Is Now Settledhttps://babylonbee.com/news/All-Scientists-Retire-After-Realizing-The-Science-Is-Now-Settled …

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      1. MacGlyver‏ @BruceGlivar Apr 26
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        legacy science...

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      1. Zeno, o Estóico‏ @zeno_liga Apr 26
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        @EliVieiraJr

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      1. Zander-4‏ @GunsAndGamingUS Apr 26
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        wrong twitter account lol

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      2. Robert Casey‏ @DawgRobert Apr 26
        Replying to @timgheys @TheBabylonBee

        Social science is not an actual science, but that's just my opinion.

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      1. Bob Lyons‏ @Bob_Lyons Apr 26
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        Cool They can go make solar panels with the pipeline workers. Should be hiring around 2035,

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      1. CrQakingGoodTime‏ @CroakingT Apr 26
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        Seriously.... perfection or complete understanding is the bane of true scientists. Only sponsored shills would promote that they have a complete understanding of a subject matter.

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      2. The Veritas Faction‏ @VeritasFaction Apr 26
        Replying to @ape2ag @TheBabylonBee @Gimblin

        Resources on earth may be finite but human ingenuity is relatively infinite

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      2. Ariko‏ @Ariko76 Apr 26
        Replying to @LasVegasTim @TheBabylonBee

        Many in the scientific community actually did say this, or close to it, in the late 1800s. They said all the great mysteries of the world had been solved.

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