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    The Babylon Bee‏ @TheBabylonBee Nov 27

    Pro Tip: Skip Out On Black Friday Deals And Just Hold Out For The Next Peaceful Protesthttps://buff.ly/3fJEjR6 

    4:45 PM - 27 Nov 2020
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    • the 🧢 on this app Mike Barnes KyloRenmcgoo Meredith Wynne-Morton 🇺🇸 Sierra Nicole Freedom Is Not Free Keith M 🇺🇸 SloppyGoblin🤣 Kim
    152 replies 3,650 retweets 16,445 likes
      1.  ♦️RitaBabyBoomer45 ♦️‏ @RBoomer45 Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        Just as well. They are coming shortly

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      2. Steven Brule‏ @bruleoncool Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        Shouldn't have to wait too long for them!

        2 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. biff hooper‏ @biff_hooper Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        93% peaceful. 100% off.

        5 replies 6 retweets 139 likes
      3. Roger Dorn‏ @RogerDo14086708 Nov 27
        Replying to @biff_hooper @TheBabylonBee

        Yep. 7% of protests cost at least 1-2 billion dollars in damage. Stick with your version though.

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Greg Bed‏ @gregbed Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        It’s a little known fact that ”black” in Black Friday is a reference to traditional antifa dress.

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Longcat‏ @rakugakiniki Nov 27
        Replying to @gregbed @TheBabylonBee

        if you dress yourself black head to toe, does that count as black face 🤔🤔🤔

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      1. Trent145 🎸 🖤 🍷 🎄‏ @Trent1457 Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        Now I feel stupid. smh

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      1. Jay Riddell‏ @JDell1981 Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        DANG IT! Why didn't I see this tip BEFORE we went shopping?!!?!??!

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      1. Aborigine86‏ @Aborigine861 Nov 27
        Replying to @TheBabylonBee

        Now that’s a legit suggestion. 😂

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