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    1. The Babylon Bee‏ @TheBabylonBee 22 Nov 2019

      BREAKING: White House Involved In Stunning Plot Of Murder And Bribery --- UPDATE: Never Mind. It Was During The Obama Administration. Deleting.https://buff.ly/2XEU0QK 

      128 replies 3,524 retweets 11,280 likes
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      The Babylon Bee‏ @TheBabylonBee 22 Nov 2019

      We apologize for the fault in the reporting. Those responsible have been sacked.

      10:36 AM - 22 Nov 2019
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      • Alex Furlong KekistanieProud🇺🇲🇲🇽❌ Jacques Trish♌Prime Lon Vinsel Stacey Bob Nolan gobe Paul Wise
      91 replies 194 retweets 2,424 likes
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        2. Chris‏ @Bengalfanwhodey 22 Nov 2019

          Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        1. Jessica‏ @tbdbitlrawhide 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TheBabylonBee

          Were they sacked by a Knight of Ni?

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        2. 𝕂𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤‏ @SnakeTaleJohnny 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TheBabylonBee

          those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked

          3 replies 1 retweet 80 likes
        3. My Name is Nobody‏ @F3_Haskell 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @SnakeTaleJohnny @TheBabylonBee

          Those responsible for sacking those who have sacked the sacked, have now been sacked.

          1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
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        2. Jim Nichols‏ @Tigerpeddoc 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TheBabylonBee

          time for the holy hand grenade

          1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
        3. ƐʎƐƃop‏ @Dog3Y3 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @Tigerpeddoc @TheBabylonBee

          Read this instructions first. They were a bit confusing after counting to 3.......er... 5... no 3.

          1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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        1. Jack Lauder‏ @shakeing_speare 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TheBabylonBee

          ...replaced at the last minute and at great expense

          0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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        1. Mike Novak‏ @manovark 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TheBabylonBee

          H/T #MontyPython

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        1. Jason E Wheeler‏ @Jasonew6 22 Nov 2019
          Replying to @TheBabylonBee

          Watch out for the rabbit.

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