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    1. Ant Murdering She Devil‏ @ShelleyElwood May 2
      Replying to @GrendelsStepmom

      It's the thrilling story about a competition between two Infiniti dealerships (the plural is Infinity). Kurt Russell is amazing. Also, it ends on a cliffhanger.

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    2. cheerfulexgirlfriend‏ @cheerful_ExGF May 2
      Replying to @ShelleyElwood @GrendelsStepmom

      It's actually a Wes Anderson movie where two high schools have a counting to infinity competition and the students selected to count fall in deep, quirky love, there's also a silly badger

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    3. 𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎 𝒩𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓁𝑒‏ @hotoynoodle May 2
      Replying to @cheerful_ExGF @ShelleyElwood @GrendelsStepmom

      imagine a giant whale washes ashore you sit close BUT NOT TOO CLOSE waiting for the biggest explosion of your entire life, perhaps in all of time only to discover, 17 hours later, the pent-up gases are leaking out in a slow, silent hiss AND YOU SLEPT ON THE BEACH FOR NOTHING

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    4. Jeff Burton‏ @TheBInstitute May 2
      Replying to @hotoynoodle @cheerful_ExGF and

      All these people are misleading you. It's actually a remake of From Here To Eternity. Chris Evans plays Karen.

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. Ant Murdering She Devil‏ @ShelleyElwood May 2
      Replying to @TheBInstitute @hotoynoodle and

      It's a remake of The Cable Guy. Zac Efron plays the Jim Carrey role and Ansel Elgort is Matthew Broderick

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. 𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎 𝒩𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓁𝑒‏ @hotoynoodle May 2
      Replying to @ShelleyElwood @TheBInstitute and

      ALL OF THESE IDEAS A RE BETTER. LET'S ROAD TRIP TO HOLLYWOOD FOR THE LOVE OF GROOT

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    7. Jeff Burton‏ @TheBInstitute May 2
      Replying to @hotoynoodle @ShelleyElwood and

      I am kind of miffed Thanos was just the head of Greenpeace THE WHOLE TIME.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    8. Ant Murdering She Devil‏ @ShelleyElwood May 2
      Replying to @TheBInstitute @hotoynoodle and

      Dick Wolf has been warning us for decades now that the biggest threat of all is ecoterrorists (also men named Kevin and business execs)

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      Jeff Burton‏ @TheBInstitute May 2
      Replying to @ShelleyElwood @hotoynoodle and

      I still think they should have gone with the comics story: incel guy gets ticked this hot goth chick won't date him, and things get quickly out of hand.

      2:24 PM - 2 May 2018
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