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Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 16 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, NOIR, & coming May 2020, Shakespeare for Squirrels.

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    Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 26 Sep 2018
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    Night before last, my wife (23 years together) told me that at 14 she was raped by a classmate while another classmate looked on. She named names, gave details. This was the first time she had told anyone because she felt ashamed and did not want to disappoint her family. 1/3

    10:51 AM - 26 Sep 2018
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      2. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 26 Sep 2018
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        This has been an incredibly painful trauma for her, that has been manifesting and haunting her for 40 years.She has agonized over the last two days whether to reveal it publicly, and decided, because it might help others, to have me post this because I have a lot of followers.2/3

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      3. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 26 Sep 2018
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        This is not my story, nor will I elaborate, except to ask you to recognize how difficult this is for her and any survivor of sexual assault. She has spent her life recovering and is perhaps the kindest person I know. "There are more of us than there are not," She said. 3/3

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      2. Susan‏ @Susan943 26 Sep 2018
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        I tried to tell my dad the night of my attack when I was 17, he stopped me and said we will never talk of this again. Never said another word until after metoo I told my mom, she then told me what happened when she was 6. You find support you never knew you had

        9 replies 117 retweets 1,740 likes
      3. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 26 Sep 2018
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        Thank you for sharing that. I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope going forward we can all learn to be better fathers, better friends, better men. Today is not that day, but the dialog needs to go to sex education addressing consent and support.

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      2. Kathleen Dartez‏ @DartezKathleen 26 Sep 2018
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        Something similar happened to me 30+ years ago. Last week, I told my husband about it for the first time. There are more of us than there are not. Absolutely.

        8 replies 23 retweets 748 likes
      3. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 26 Sep 2018
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        Replying to @DartezKathleen @Perspectvz

        Thank you for sharing, Kathleen. I wish you and your family strength and healing.

        0 replies 1 retweet 164 likes
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      2. Roger Y‏ @yoerges_roger 26 Sep 2018
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        Excruciatingly sad and maddening. Please ask her to go to the authorities, if she's willing. Take those bastards down, if you're in a state without a stat. of lims.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 26 Sep 2018
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        I understand your reflex, but it's not up to us men to make that decision, nor does she want to focus the energy of her life to relive an event that she's been trying to recover from for 40 years.+ there's a backlog of over 6000 unprocessed contemporary rape kits in the CA system

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      2.  🌊RiseUpBlue 🌊 🆘‏ @iyamtoo 26 Sep 2018
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        Oh! The cost of telling; the cost of not telling. All it costs is everything.

        3 replies 70 retweets 716 likes
      3. Kara Choyce‏ @karachoyce 26 Sep 2018
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        You’re so right. I just told a total stranger on twitter and he basically said it has nothing to do with what’s being discussed today. Just made my pain worse

        40 replies 5 retweets 478 likes
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