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We're going to record this podcast this week, kids, so post your questions for actor, writer, Shakespeare scholar, Austin Tichnor below this tweet.
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Someone's trying to hack my Facebook account right now. They keep texting me my reset code. That'll teach me to make jokes about Facebook Fascist Propagana Groups. Sorry, Zuck, your choice to run false political ads.
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Local Man Doesn’t Know Puerto Rico Is Part of the United Stateshttps://twitter.com/millerstream/status/1224144348981407744 …
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Fascist Propaganda: Facebook Group
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More Michael Sheen. I want to do crimes and blame them on him.
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Taking this opportunity at 10 million dollars a minute to point out to the President that Puerto Rico is part of the USA.
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Shakira's hips don't lie, but JLo's will exaggerate. I know. I'm already sorry.
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JLo owning the pole.
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I can't believe all these people got over the wall.
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I have already eaten cheesy fries made in the air fryer. I feel like it's the least I can do to support my team. Shut up, Packers fans, you don't own cheese.
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Is it wrong the be happy for an actor for getting a commercial? I honestly don't know.
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Great to see Emily Hampshire in a Superbowl ad. She was so good in 12 Monkeys and Schitt's creek.pic.twitter.com/1SC3fBoRZe
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Nobody knows what to do during America the Beautiful. (Unless it's to look like you don't know what you're supposed to be doing, in which case, everyone is on point.)
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Oh good, Joe Buck. I wasn't done hating him from baseball season.
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At what point can I start eating Superbowl snacks?
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So Senator Ernst thinks Uncle Joe is going to win the presidency, but Republicans will take back the House? Bold take, Joni. Bold take.https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1224071062482227203 …
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Watching people debate whether, in view of climate change, the groundhog seeing his shadow might not be a good idea, I'm grateful we've finally decided to embrace the science.
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