Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheAliciaKraft's profile
Alicia Kraft
Alicia Kraft
Alicia Kraft
@TheAliciaKraft

Tweets

Alicia Kraft

@TheAliciaKraft

Comedy Writer/Actor • Headline/Features Contributor @TheOnion • DMs open for inquiries and flattery • friend of every cat • she/her

Chicago
Joined August 2009

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Alicia Kraft‏ @TheAliciaKraft 4 Jan 2017

    Take me down to the Vatican City Where the Pope is young and the tone is gritty

    9:28 PM - 4 Jan 2017
    • 305 Retweets
    • 1,050 Likes
    • nikta m. LaTosha Adams Patrick Raina 🦌💧 Adriana Mikey P. Altered Cabrón Failson Deutschland The Daddy Appropriator™
    12 replies 305 retweets 1,050 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. katy poop koop‏ @katykooped 11 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        I'm watching @colbertlateshow and just saw Jude Law holding this tweet

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Alicia Kraft‏ @TheAliciaKraft 11 Jan 2017
        Replying to @katykooped @colbertlateshow

        I'M DEAD

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jay Thomas‏ @ThisJayThomas 5 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        @DanaSchwartzzz ... OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME TO ROME!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ryan‏ @ryanseventyfive 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        @blippoblappo this is the good stuff right here

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Tim Coe‏ @shakespeherian 12 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        alicia you are a famous

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. letmeeatcake666‏ @letmeeatcake666 13 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        @blippoblappo @iycrtylph

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DaleMiller Lords cat‏ @dalejmiller11 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        THE VATICAN N UNITED NATIONS ARE THE EVIL ROMAN EMPIRE. OBAMA AND POPE FRANCIS ARE THE END.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DaleMiller Lords cat‏ @dalejmiller11 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        THE EARTH IS FLAT WITH A FIRMAMENT DOME ABOVE WITH WATER AND LIGHTS THERE IS NO OUTER SPACE NASA IS A HOAX

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DaleMiller Lords cat‏ @dalejmiller11 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        THE RAPTURE IS COMING NOT A ALIEN ABDUCTION JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON. NASA IS A HOAX CERN IS OPENING PORTALS

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DaleMiller Lords cat‏ @dalejmiller11 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        OBAMA IS A CLONE BY THE JESUITS ILLUMINATI OF THE VATICAN HE WILL BE THE HOST BODY FOR SATAN THE FAKE MESSIAH AFTER RAPTURE

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DaleMiller Lords cat‏ @dalejmiller11 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        THE VATICAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WAR AND ABOMINATIONS ON EARTH FOR SATAN N THE FALLEN ANGELS

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. DaleMiller Lords cat‏ @dalejmiller11 9 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft

        THE VATICAN N UNITED NATIONS ARE WORKING UNDER GROUND WITH THE FALLEN ANGELS AT AREA 51. OBAMA IS A CLONE BY THE VATICAN

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info