Alicia Kraft

@TheAliciaKraft

Comedy Writer/Actor • Headline/Features Contributor • Half of , the only Shrek-based comedy podcast • friend of every cat

Chicago
Joined August 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 14
  2. 41m

    It's so important to see yourself represented in popular media

  3. Retweeted
    8h

    Every picture of Trump looks like Ted Turner colorized it in 1985

  4. Retweeted
    20h

    Teenage boys need to stop doing this. It's not cute, it's creepy and entitled.

  5. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves

  6. Apr 7

    When u catch ur foot

  7. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    good news everyone the search is over

  8. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    YOU: *sighing* i'm just throwing pearls before swine ME: *a swine* hey hey hey gimme those pearls

  9. Apr 7

    What should I have for lunch

  10. Apr 7
  11. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    idk what this meme is but i love it

  12. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    I found an ancient Nokia cellphone and powered it up and this is the first thing that comes on the display

  13. Apr 7
  14. Apr 7

    sex-fucking

  15. Apr 6

    What a time to be alive

  16. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    I swear if Trump randomly, like, tripped on a squirrel or something we'd find an old tweet of his saying only fat losers trip on squirrels

  17. Apr 6
  18. Apr 6

    Hey , why would you use one of those anonymous-fatty pictures for this article?

  19. Retweeted

    as a nazi, Steve Bannon must be so humiliated to know he just got outmaneuvered by Jared Kushner, one of the most untalented jews in america

  20. Apr 5
    Replying to

    THE CROP IS HIDING THAT DIANE KEATON LIKED MY TWEET

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