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    Fuck it. My directorial debut, 25 years young, 35mm black and white, 20 years after its festival debut, a couple more before its fate was sealed, too much jazz, too much money....the inauspicious internet debut of Scotch & Milk in all its SD low res glory.

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  4. Eddie with an ie. Get it wrong again and he will kill you.

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  6. Jan 3

    Thumb in the thumb place. Fingers altogether.

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  7. Jan 3

    The only thing worse than your kid being sick is being a hypochondriac and your kid being sick.

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  8. Jan 3

    The Man with the Yellow Hat is terrible caretaker at best and a slave trader at worst.

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  9. Jan 3

    What’s everybody doing for the 10th day of Christmas?

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  10. Jan 3

    This bottle of ketchup nearly incited an altercation and got me kicked out of a diner on new year’s eve. We were well on our way to a memorably awful new year’s eve, unable to get our shit…

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  11. Jan 2

    Avoid google imaging “dry socket.”

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  13. Jan 1

    Peed wearing a pancho with an apple in my mouth: ☑️ #2019

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  14. Jan 1

    Shit did I miss the Rose Parade again?

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  15. Jan 1
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  16. Jan 1

    Cruisin’ into 2019 like...have a migraine. Didn’t drink last night.

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  19. Dec 31

    Currently exiting ketosis.

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  20. Dec 31
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