An actual, literal sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn outside the briefing room on the north side. Even the earth is trolling Trump and I'm here for it
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Question: If the White House Press Briefing Room were replaced with lies straight from the pit of hell, would anyone notice a difference? (Other than the room temperature, of course)
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I wouldn't notice, but that's because I'd rather fellate a running chainsaw than watch SHS lie to the country. Easier on the psyche to read about the briefings after the fact.
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And when all done, a little orange hand will jut out of the ground like the movie Carrie
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