corri

@ThatsSoCorri

dorito dust (itcorru)

some dumb shit:
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. pro 2019.

    duolingo: he is a boy me: él es un niño duolingo: she is a girl me: ella es una niña duolingo: can i make it anymore obvious me: puedo—wait

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  2. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 6 sati

    god: [creates australia] angel: u gave them literally all of the scary animals god: yes but they will love them angel: how god: [creating steve irwin] trust me

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  3. prije 4 sata

    watched a baby bird successfully jump off a cliff and then immediately get swooped for lunch by another bird. i have trust issues.

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  4. prije 5 sati

    david attenborough: lookit this cute little defenseless creature :) me: aw [low intense violins start playing] david attenborough: lookit this deceptively cute predator :) me: david no david attenborough: circle of life :) me: :(

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  5. prije 22 sata

    everyone telling me eucalyptus is poisonous... so is alcohol but that doesn’t stop y’all from getting blacked on a tuesday huh

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  6. 2. velj

    him: so what’s your love language me: [chomping eucalyptus] koala-ty time

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  7. 28. sij
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  8. 27. sij
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  9. 25. sij
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  10. 24. sij

    i know it says economy but i’m a first class lady, i slur

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  11. 24. sij

    one bloody mary in at the airport bar and i’m ready to walk up and board priority with my economy ticket because i know my worth

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  12. 23. sij

    i got bangs and now i’m having wet dreams about goodwill, kombucha, & baggy-crotched denim shorts

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  13. 23. sij

    millennial women need to chill tf out i stg

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  14. 23. sij

    i’m very into bird watching and by that i mean going to the gym to spot chicken legs on bros who curl in the squat rack

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  15. 22. sij

    wife: can u just please be on top for once dr dolittle: what’s my name

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  16. 21. sij

    bangin’ (new hair who dis?)

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  17. 20. sij

    for the record this joke wouldn’t be nearly as funny without and i literally just talked about dropping a cake

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  18. 20. sij

    ekac nwod-edispu elppaenip ekac nwod-edispu elppaenip

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  19. 20. sij

    missy elliott baking pineapple cake: put that thang down flip it and reverse it

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  20. 19. sij

    have u tried turning ur insecurities off and back on again

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  21. 19. sij

    the results are in: u guys are bad at naming cookies

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