I finally noticed something about one of the products I work with here in my Home Depot. Usually the packaging on it is pretty polished. But then there’s Uncle Ian’s Mole Repellent. (THREAD)pic.twitter.com/tRv9LX3iGt
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But I SERIOUSLY need to know just who put this package together and sent the file to their boss, only to have it sent back with the note: “THE DEER NEEDS TO BE MORE FRIGHTENING”!pic.twitter.com/vKtRCpf9AB
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WHAT is going on here?! All the stock photos were too adorable, you have to add VAMPIRE FANGS to a DEER to convince you that you DON’T want it on your lawn?! GET THEM HORRIBLE VAMPIRE DEER OFF YOUR LAWN WITH UNCLE IAN’S.
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WAIT A SECOND—the active ingredient is DRIED BLOOD?! That won’t repel the horrible vampire deer! It’ll be like ringing a dinner bell for them!
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Unless, of course, the horrible vampire deer are allergic to pepper. Because the rest of Uncle Ian’s Bag of Blood is pepper. I sell bags of peppered blood. WHAT the hell.
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