I finally noticed something about one of the products I work with here in my Home Depot. Usually the packaging on it is pretty polished. But then there’s Uncle Ian’s Mole Repellent. (THREAD)pic.twitter.com/tRv9LX3iGt
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On its face, nothing wrong with it! Packaging maybe not as spiffy in the graphic design department as bigger brands, but it gets the point across. It repels these things! And if you need them repelled from your lawn, okay!
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But I SERIOUSLY need to know just who put this package together and sent the file to their boss, only to have it sent back with the note: “THE DEER NEEDS TO BE MORE FRIGHTENING”!pic.twitter.com/vKtRCpf9AB
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WHAT is going on here?! All the stock photos were too adorable, you have to add VAMPIRE FANGS to a DEER to convince you that you DON’T want it on your lawn?! GET THEM HORRIBLE VAMPIRE DEER OFF YOUR LAWN WITH UNCLE IAN’S.
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WAIT A SECOND—the active ingredient is DRIED BLOOD?! That won’t repel the horrible vampire deer! It’ll be like ringing a dinner bell for them!
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Unless, of course, the horrible vampire deer are allergic to pepper. Because the rest of Uncle Ian’s Bag of Blood is pepper. I sell bags of peppered blood. WHAT the hell.
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