Andrew McAfee

I wish I could ice skate. Actually, I wish I was in shape. Period.

Woah, woah, woah. Since when did folks over size zero get bounced off the ice? ...okay, global warming. But still! Indoor rinks! I skate beautifully, if I do say so myself!

I’ve never even put skates on my feet. I’d probably get out of breath just trying to get them on. I’ve gotta start exercising again. (Eats chip and continues to watch tv)

There’s at least one skating rink in any metropolitan area in America. With the Olympics going on, I’d bet you my next donut that there’ll be a deal on skating lessons. It’s pretty easy to learn. If you could manage rollerblades, you can manage skates.