Okay, that does it. Let’s just abandon all pretense in our retail businesses. Shoppers, you get too close already—so take off the masks, shove me back against the shelves and stick your tongue down my throat. If you’re going to give me COVID, at least show me a good time first.
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This brings a whole new meaning and imagery to my impressions of Home Depot.
Fifty Shades of Orange. Except it turns into Contagion midway through. I’m not comfortable with the director’s vision for this movie.
