So I found out that the next year coming up on the Chinese calendar is the Year of the Metal Rat, and not only am I convinced that this is already somebody’s fursona, but I have also decided that this is a fucking awesome fursona.
I am not metal enough to do that fursona justice—especially when there is probably some Target checkstand girl out there already who punches out, goes home, logs in, and tears it up as a fucking awesome METAL LESBIAN RAT! VOLUME TO ELEVEN CHUGGING EVERCLEAR METAL LESBIAN RAT!!pic.twitter.com/kTwMzmqI9S
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COMBAT BOOTS SICK BASS PURPLE MOHAWK METAL LESBIAN RAT KICKING OVER COP CARS MAKING OUT WITH HYENA GIRLFRIEND TEARING UP AMON AMARATH SHIRTS FUCKING METAL LESBIAN RAAAAAT CHAIN SMOKING RAZOR BLADES HEADBANGING—oh, whoops, time for another eight-hour shift at Target, off we go.
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I recognize I cannot compete with this person who is already out there in the world today. They exist! Without a doubt in my mind, they already exist.
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