Stefanik: NY21 is really concerned about Hunter Biden. At night he creeps about and snatches babies from the crib. Sheep and cattle go missing. We warn the children at night, "Don't go out or the Hunter Biden will get ye!"
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The entire ground level of Elise Stefanik’s home has been rigged with Home Alone-style traps and countermeasures in case of Hunter Biden. Elise Stefanik has a news article from the 1909 Philadelphia Inquirer announcing a $100,000 reward for a live capture of Hunter Biden.
Whenever Elise Stefanik watches Aliens, she watches the power loader scene, imagines she is Sigourney Weaver, and mentally replaces “Get away from her, you bitch!” with “Get away from her, you Hunter Biden!” I can do this all day, Congresswoman.
