Well, you know what happens in prison, right? You get yer 15-to-20 and then it’s off to the races—playing tennis with a smuggled eight-ball of heroin, playing golf with a smuggled eight-ball of heroin, or playing shuffleboard...wiiiith a smuggled eight-ball of heroin!
Hmm...y’know, I’m actually cool with this. Better to have our local reprobates attempting spiritual enlightenment while folding themselves into a pretzel rather than just plotting how to crime better once they get out.