"Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's Man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can." Really? You want the guy who works for the baker, not the actual baker, to go as fast as he can to finish making your tasty dessert? I'd stop the hand claps for a moment and re-think your request.
Our entire lives, people have been telling us about the Secret Code of the Underground Cake-Makers. Since childhood, we have all been told to undercut the ruthless fascist authority of bakers and go straight to the hirelings instead.
