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My cast is finally out. After almost 12 weeks. Now I have 25 sessions of physiotherapy, supplement for calcium and vitamins.
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It’s because consent matters. The gen-z that talks in memes know that the other person would not mind receiving this. And if they did they will voice that opinion. But that’s not true with moms dads uncles aunties. They also forward messages that are indirect advice. Unsolicited.
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Today I went to the 154th floor of Burj Khalifa. It was surreal!
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How do I become a millionaire in crypto?
Start with a billion!
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People: You should not be scared of your wife.
The wife:
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There is a woman in front of me wearing this t shirt and I was going to ask if she invests in Ethereum.
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I give you this rusty. This is gold advice
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Matrix this.. Matrix that..
Bruhh…
Just concentrate on your inner mitochondrial matrix
You might have a better chance at life
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So Adani is crashing because it was a coordinated attack by George Soros? And it started in 2016/17 because Australian NGOs were protesting Adani coal mines.
Where the fuck do you see logic in all this?
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Guess the location in the photo and from where the photo is taken
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The more I think about it, the more I find Pathaan to be a terrible movie. But it’s an entertainer for sure.
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It’s very simple, those who don’t honestly pay tax has no right to tell anyone what they should watch who they should follow or who they should vote for. I’m so pissed at random people boycotting movies and all
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Guess the building. Hint: People can step out for walking in the sky.
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I was a kid but I remember Lallu Yadav adding bullet trains to the railway budget. Where are those?
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Your order of fresh WhatsApp university economists writing #Budget2023 threads has been delivered. 🙃
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There are very little honest tax payers. There are enforced tax payers like salaried employees. Honest tax payers go to unburdening pain when the CA says “aap pagal ho”. I know that pain. It hurts.
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Such is life
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Drones that were once banned and discouraged in India are now included in Industry 4.0 & encouraged.
#Budget2023
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Gotta love the word gobardhan
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Guess the location from where the photo was taken
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We waited over six months to see Dubai as tourists. Now that my parents are in town, we are truly enjoying Dubai as tourists.
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I’m at a point where people meet me, look at my blue cast and ask “You still have not recovered?”
And then I have to explain that scaphoid takes the longest to heal due to very low blood supply and watch them lose interest slowly in it. 🤣
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Since I accidentally deleted all my tweets in Sep 2022, I am now reliving some of my moments through old photos. #ThatNaimishOldPhotos
Nostalgia Photo: Anyone recall this Female Version of me? People literally fell in love with the fake woman in this photo.
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ESOP taxation in India is not employee friendly.
It has been a long-standing request of the Indian start up ecosystem to correct it.
This is what happens currently, why is it wrong, and what needs to change
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Flower plane!
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Remove income tax for salaried employees and it will definitely increase indirect tax collection.
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The salaried class accounts for around 50% of the total income tax returns filed in 2022.
If the government announces tax cuts for salaried class, it will increase consumption for more than half of our GDP.
Hope the finance minister shares some good news for the salaried class.
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All refunds processed.
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Update for Coin Crunch Newsletter premium subscribers:
I know I haven’t posted in a long time. It’s partly due to my wrist injury and partly due to lack of motivation.
I have processed the refunds for your subscription. You should see the funds back in your Cards in 10 days.
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I hate the fact that everyone accuses Indians of destroying other Indians. This is a democracy. People like/hate people. People like/hate companies. People like/hate policies and politicians. Those that criticise aren’t always enemies, those who praise aren’t always friends.
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Funny how I wrote the acquisition PR and did so many promotions with WazirX everything while **it was never even acquired**
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Binance is threatening to pull the plug on assets held in Binance by WazirX?
Isn’t that user funds? So much for integrity in the space. I mean, no one knows what’s the corporate structure of Binance but they’re demanding that the company they announced acquiring is not theirs.
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Realized much earlier that can’t keep talking about crypto all the time here. So thanks to everyone who still stuck around.
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It’s okay Flint. You tried. Just don’t stop withdrawals.
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Id gladly pay 17 usd for 3 hours of flight internet 🤣
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Ambedkar was unhappy with the document just three years after it was adopted.
"Sir, my friends tell me that I have made the Constitution.But I am quite prepared to say that I shall be the first person to burn it. I do not want it. It does not suit anybody," he said in RS in 1953.
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On the occasion of #RepublicDay2023 can we attempt a world record?
Let's go for the most “India flag” emoji replies under one tweet
We’ll start.🇮🇳🇮🇳
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Always good to see surprised people
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Mumbai me auto meter pe chalta hai what?????? Can I move here
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Greek songs anyone?
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