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@ThatKevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 9

    Many thanks to all the fine folks who attended Silver Anniversary Bash! Thanks to you Secret Stashkateers, we enjoyed a record-breaking and historic $100k weekend for the first time in our 25 year history! Can’t wait to do it again for our 37th anniversary!

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  2. 7 hours ago

    “Help Mewes, Obi Wan Kevnobi...” Had a blast at with , , Jeff, Trevor, & all the folks we met! NEXT WEEKEND we’re in FLORIDA for ! Come take pics, get stuff signed or see me & Jay GET OLD! Tickets:

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  3. 11 hours ago

    You, sir, have given me hope that there’s still some civility left on these here internets! Much obliged for the second look!

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  4. 13 hours ago

    You two are adorable, ! Thank you for letting me “present my junk” in the photo (as that’s what it looks like I’m doing with my hands). ST LOUIS! I’ll be at today with from 12 to 2! If you’re in the market for this kind of hand job, stop by!

    Thanks and for making a dream come true!
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  5. 17 hours ago

    I met Morgan at yesterday! He’s the youngest member of , who got detention for watching Wake & Bake in class! I’m like a proud papa! I’ll be at FanExpo again today from 12 to 2, taking pics and signing! Come see me:

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  6. May 14

    ST LOUIS! I’m coming to see you at TODAY! Come take pics with me & the Clerks kids, get stuff signed, or watch me & GET OLD at our live show TONIGHT! All the info is here:

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  7. May 13

    HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH! In honor of this spooky day, we’re selling the vintage Night of the Living Kev figure! It’s a zombie me, as I dressed before the hockey jerseys! If you ever wanted to see me drop dead, here’s your plastic chance! Only 150 in stock!

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  8. May 12

    Here’s some wholesome hokum to cleanse your timelines... Next week, & I are taking my 76 year old Mom to DisneyWorld! I guess all those years my Mother spent buying me the Kenner action figures as a kid rubbed off on her, because she wants to go on the Star Wars ride!

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  9. May 11

    Wake & Bake with a not so Silent Bob! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday at

    What did you miss today on Wake & Bake with ? Find out exclusively at !
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  10. May 11

    TONIGHT! At 4:30pst / 7:30est! Uh-oh, it’s magic! Join me & as we make an appointment with ! Expect a multiverse of SPOILERS when you watch on my Facebook or channel: (Excellent art, as always, by !)

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  11. May 11

    FLORIDA! A WEEK FROM TODAY, and I are in ORLANDO for the return of the at ! We’ll be cutting ribbons, taking pics & filling our mouths with CockSmokers & Half Calf CheeseSteaks! Make your reservation here:

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  12. May 10

    ST LOUIS! & I are coming to THIS SATURDAY! Take pics with us, get stuff signed, or come see us do Jay & Silent Bob Get Old! Get tickets at

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  13. May 10

    Wear the worst Tweet ever written like a badge of honor! The latest PIN STOP drop from presents 5 new designs, including the Tweet, Elias’s Pillow Pants moment, & my Mom as the Milk Maid! Pick them up at or the online store:

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  14. May 10

    Another comics legend closes the book. The art of , whether he was doing interiors or just covers, represents some of the most masterful renditions of comic book characters ever created. Yet he was such a sweet man, he even gave the Stash the shirt off his back. RIP

    George Pérez standing in front of costumes from WW84
    George Pérez made everything look effortless. His contributions were pivotal in both driving and reinventing DC’s long and rich history. George’s stories were a joy to read, and his work resonated with everyone he met. He will be missed by those here at DC and fans worldwide.
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  15. May 9

    Happy Birthday, Becky! The eternally effervescent ⁦⁩ turns what I can only assume is 25 today! RoDawg remains one of my favorite actors ever, and not just when she’s in my movies (though she lights up all her scenes in Clerks III)! The Force is with this lady!

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  16. Retweeted
    May 9

    Happy Silver Anniversary ! And thank you and

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  17. Retweeted
    May 9

    The Good Soup Live returns Tonight 7pm with an all new episode @ !!!! Don’t miss it

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  18. Retweeted
    May 9

    They say never meet your heroes unless it’s he is everything you could wish for. Thank you good sir, I did cry in the privacy of my car.

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    May 9

    Even with some car trouble we had such a fun time at the with these guys. Thanks for indulging these fans while having a weekend – At Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash

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    May 9

    Highlight of my weekend. This picture makes my heart happy. Thank you for always being so amazing w/ Harley. She just beams anytime she gets to see you! Props to & the whole crew for an incredible event.

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