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@ThatKevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Joined May 2008

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    NJ! NY! PA! See with me at on my 46th B-DAY (8/2) and you'll be on too!

  2. As a lifelong fan (and maker of & ), this Guest Editing gig is an honor! Thanks!

  3. We're BACK! has returned! Watch as me & salivate over Spielberg's entire catalogue!

  4. For a goofy kid flick that tries to be "Clueless-meets-Critters" elicits some pretty varied reactions...

  5. "Welcome to the party, pal!" And thanks for the kind words! Loved this!

  6. LOS ANGELES! returns to the with me by his side to BABBLE our balls off this SATURDAY:

  7. Awwww! Thanks for the kind words, ! And thanks again to the for inviting !

  8. Yes! I've got 2 (sold out) shows at tomorrow, so how about we do it Thursday at the ?

  9. The Dark Knight becomes a Bright Knight when a little boy needs to escape from his war-torn world. Beautiful & sad.

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  10. The Haters show up if I breathe wrong. But the Fans show up if I breathe at all, so it all balances out in the end.

  11. Legendary DEER HUNTER and HEAVEN'S GATE director died. In 1979 he won Best Picture AND Best Director:

  12. Like this guy, you TOO can be excited about a future with me when you come see a live show:

  13. The Flash - Chasing Flash: The Journey of Kevin Smith - A must see feat on

  14. Wanna dress like an asshole who doesn't know how to dress? Pick up a BobHawks jersey at online!

  15. No. Beauty of having a distinctive voice and working low budget is that they can't bring in someone to rewrite you.

  16. A WEEK FROM TONIGHT! The BABBLE is back! See & I return to the stage to make funnies!

  17. Watching on my flight back to and trying not to bawl. So tremendous. I ship Judy & Nick like a 9 yr old girl...

  18. You play , I played BW's The Flab. Fave moment: ad-lib "Is that a young, bearded Han Solo?"

  19. HAPPY CANADA DAY from the cast and crew of Canadian wannabes of our movie, standing on guard for thee!

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