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@ThatKevinSmith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Joined May 2008

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  1. 16 hours ago

    HOLLYWOOD! Come BABBLE the fuck on with me & TONIGHT at 10, only at the ! We'll bring heat to the moment...

  2. Proud Dad Alert: My kid wrote a thing for her school paper!

  3. LOS ANGELES! The cards are out! And is having a signing event tomorrow!

  4. May 11
  5. May 10

    I hate to report that my cinematic muse has passed away. Michael was, and will…

  6. May 10

    Wanna hear lotsa talk about my ill-fated flick Jersey Girl? Give this week's a listen!

  7. May 9

    On a brand new - & I hit the mean streets of with the return of !

  8. May 8

    Join me & on FRIDAY at the as we BABBLE-ON like nobody's business!

  9. May 8

    PHOENIX! Rise with me SATURDAY night at ! First show is sold out but we got plenty of tix left for the second show!

  10. May 8

    NY/NJ! Come celebrate the 20th birthday of the show that celebrated indie film! Join me & some way better filmmakers at WEDNESDAY!

  11. May 7

    The opening telephone tale in this episode has to be heard to be believed!

  12. May 7

    CALIFORNIA! In 10 days, come laugh at the comedy stylings of two insanely funny men and one fat ass in a hockey jersey at !

  13. May 7

    The beat the , 7 - 1! I gotta miss Game 7 at the because I'll be on stage in NY at .

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    May 7
  15. May 7

    Double penalties give the a 5 - 3 advantage! Game is 7 - 1 !

  16. May 7

    Magical! Now hold onto the lead, boys! defense on fire! Offense spectacular! Finish this game as strong as you started!

  17. May 7

    Watch as me & blow both Vol 2 and on the brand new !

  18. May 7

    Have you watched on yet? Former guest deserves to be sainted for doing the Lord's work!

  19. May 7

    Not only did it make me laugh, you legendary genius - it also delighted me to know you heard that bit! I feel for you! I think I love you...

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