AND THEN SHE WAS BANNED FROM BUTTERING THE CAT
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― Oscar Wilde
Petty dabbler in the liberal arts.
Godless New England Liberal Intellectual.
Joined March 2014
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Georgia is 1st in maternal mortality, 6th highest in infant mortality, and one of 12 states that refuse to expand Medicaid.
Brian Kemp’s six-week abortion ban will devastate women across socioeconomic and racial lines.
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THE SANDMAN on netflyx ys the reasoun that netflyx doth exist. Yf ye neede me, me & Neil wil be hanging oute wyth the Dreame Kynge. #Sandman #NetflixSandman
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If a college describes itself as "Judeo-Christian" I can venture a guess as to how many Judeos it has
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#shehulk might genuinely be the first time some young men hear a woman speak candidly about experiences like this. It might not seem like it but that’s hugely important.
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The thing that makes chronic health issues such a problem in this goddamned society is the belief that there must be a cure for all things -- and that if you're not getting better, you're just doing something wrong.
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The Rosenbergs got the chair, just noting.
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Such an amazing example of a genuinely inclusive piece of the syllabus 😍⭐️🌈
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Why keep community building for later? Now on page 1 of syllabus to complement what was always a key part of the script of day 1. @OregonState @OSUDiversity @CLAOSU #inclusive #AcademicTwitter #teaching #diversity @TeachPsych @STP_ECP #phdlife @PODNetworkHQ
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It’s only “espionage” if it comes from the Espionage region of France. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling treason.”
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“We lost our children and ruined our lives for those codes and he just…tweeted it out”
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New CDC guidelines just dropped
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Undercover Boss but it’s CDC Director Rochelle Walensky working one (1) indoor dining shift among a large crowd of maskless patrons.
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Something to practice this academic year:
When you say "serving students is our top priority," the next words should be "which is why it is essential that our staff's needs are met."
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I'm a lemming.
First Doctor : 5
Favourite Doctor : 12
First Companion: Tegan, Nyssa and Adric
Favourite Companion : Donna and Sarah Jane. Impossible to pick.
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improbably, the episode where the Doctor regenerates into a woman is actually significantly less trans than the one where they regenerate into Peter Capaldi
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Doctor Who Series 10 (2017)
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Y’all, I Google rhetoric at least 6 times every year. It don’t stop.
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Writing a dissertation is half feeling really smart and half googling "what does rhetoric mean" almost 6 years into your rhetoric PhD program.
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I want to wake up in an America where Stacey Abrams and Beto O'Rourke are Governors.
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OK, Twitter really needs a "NOT DEAD" symbol to go next to people's names when they're trending. I just saw Tom Baker and thought "look, I cannot take this today."
Fortunately he is fine. But damn.
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I mean... the NHS kind of makes the cancer treatment money motivation moot, but...
I also agree with one of the comments that Andy Serkis would make a better Saul.
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ok, so hear me out vis a vis UK Breaking Bad
Peter Capaldi as Walter White
Joseph Quinn as Jesse Pinkman
Orla Brady as Skylar White
Paul McGann as Saul Goodman twitter.com/ArtVilmundur/s…
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If you go to the archives, you're a researcher. If the archives come to you, you're in trouble.
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One must admyre Grammarlye, a companye whose entyre businesse planne ys built on the idea 'what yf we removed nuance from writing?'
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Breaking News: Florida Man Stunned to Find That Laws Apply to Him, Too
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A functional society does not have a shortage of teachers and nurses and an overabundance of police.
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I never knew I needed Jesse Pinkman so much in Better Call Saul.
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Disgusting.
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During the live stream, characters Alexander Hamilton and Eliza Hamilton talked about how Jesus “saved” them.
After one of the performances, Pastor Victor Hernandez gave a sermon with language that compared being gay to alcohol and drug addiction.
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This Is Just To Say
We have raided
your house
that is in
Florida
and which
you were probably
hoping
we'd ignore
Forgive us
we took everything
we even
broke into the safe
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Saul Goodman acting like he don’t care about Kim Wexler is one of the most saddest scene in Better Call Saul
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Don’t fuck with archivists.
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever experienced rich powerful men being held accountable for their actions?
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"They drink the sand because they don't know the difference."
don’t touch that, it’s my emotional support emdash
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I have transferred
the data
that was on
your cell phone
and which
you were probably
hiding
from prosecution
Forgive me
they were incriminating
so guilty
and so many
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
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the best part about Better Call Saul is that it's a prequel so you know Jimmy McGill will physically survive but the writers make up for it by making us watch him die emotionally like 57 times
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