When I was a kid, I bent down to hug my little cousin on New Years Eve and didn’t notice my dad (who was standing near him) was holding an incense stick and burnt my forehead on it!
Also as a kid, once hit my head on our stairs when I was running excitedly through our house.
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Trying to lift my weighted blanket towards me and I ended up losing grip and punched myself in the jaw.
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I had something similar happen but the weight was from my dog laying on top of the blanket and it wasn't my eye but my wife's who was asleep at the time....
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1. Falling up stairs. 2. Punching myself in the face pulling up a sock.
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I’ve almost done something similar. Drying a dish by hand in a circular motion really hard. Hand slips of plate and the plate almost hits me in my face! Happened twice.
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Tried to exit a revolving door just a bit too soon.
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Got a Mexican jumping bean stuck up my nose as a kid. My brother hit the Bozo clown so hard it knocked him back down a flight of stairs. My sister fell twice skiing. Managed to break both legs. ER doc knew our family well.
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Used a butcher knife to try to separate frozen hamburger patties. It slipped.
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Putting on my undies. Twisted the wrong way. Threw out my back.
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Stabbed myself in the thumb with a pen knife I had just opened as a Christmas present while trying to cut the tape on another Christmas present.
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