“I’ll have what she’s having” lol 
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I’m gonna be 40. When? Some day. In 8 years. But it’s there. It’s just sitting there. Like some big dead end. Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash, but I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie. Mr. Zero knew you were getting a divorce a week before you did?
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"Those aren't PILLOWS!!"
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Put...the candle...back
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"Sed-a-give?"
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This mall's gotta lotta space.
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New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!
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“A lot of people go to college for seven years.”
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Yeah Tommy, they’re called doctors.
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