Bryan Johnson?

@ThatBGJ

That Guy. Pretty funny sometimes. Does stuff that is interesting occasionally. Sorta vague.

WV, U.S. of A
Joined April 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Nov 2018

    My beard trimmer ran out of charge... I think I have to use the words dagnabit and tarnation now...

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  2. Retweeted
    May 13

    BREAKING: CDC announces vaccinated individuals may gather together with up to 255 and form phalanxes once more.

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    People w/ ADHD are not motivated by rewards. They are motivated by the joy they get out of doing things. It's very hard for ADHD people to force themselves to do work they don't enjoy, even if the reward is money or something they need. They need to feel good about what they do.

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  4. Retweeted
    29 Sep 2020

    Given several opportunities to condemn white suprematists, Trump declined. Period. If you’re still voting for him, that’s your guy.

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  5. 29 Sep 2020

    So they were teaching them History.

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  6. Retweeted
    27 Jul 2020

    made a normal turtle. sometimes you just need to chill

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    23 Jul 2020

    Movie take of the night: The Rocketeer was Captain America *and* it was Iron Man, and if it came out in 2008 it would have made 2 billion dollars and Billy Campbell would be one of the biggest movie stars on Earth. Anyway, I have to say this every couple of years or I'll explode

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  8. 18 Jul 2020

    So I went through my poster "collection" in my garage. I have stuff that's over a decade old. Seriously, if you have something you're looking for I might have it.

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  9. 8 Jul 2020

    I miss Super China Buffet. Anyone know of an old Circut City I can buy? It truly is about the aesthetic.

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  10. 7 Jul 2020

    Anyone else constantly make a weird face under their mask? I’m duckfacing like an idiot the entire time I’m at the store and it’s starting to scare me.

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  11. Retweeted
    27 Jun 2020

    not that it should matter - but how do masks emasculate dudes exactly? cos every time I leave the house I feel like a badass Shinobi.

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  12. 12 Jun 2020

    Just realized I submitted my character sheet instead of my resume to a job posting. Really hope Gort gets his job. I didn’t want that job anyway.

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  13. 10 May 2020

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds... I guess a slight rain and walking a package to my front door is waaaay past that.

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  14. 3 May 2020

    I know it’s stupid, but having experience with people and theaters one thing is clear. Most will break, lie or straight up ignore regulations because they are selfish and think they know better. If you want a flare up of the virus go to a theater.

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  15. 3 May 2020

    3) What economic benefit is there for people to see movies? Shouldn’t we care more about getting people back to work if we are letting people out?

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  16. 3 May 2020

    2) Putting minimum wage workers and teenagers in harms way for idiots that want to get away from their kids for an hour is ridiculous. Let alone training for COVID screening training for no extra pay.

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  17. 3 May 2020

    1) When I worked at the theater I couldn’t even get people to tell me what movie they wanted to watch without yelling some days. I doubt they’ll go through a screening.

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    1 May 2020

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  19. 14 Apr 2020

    My favorite hot sauce just favorited my tweet. I saw that .

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  20. 13 Apr 2020

    My snack of choice has become sliced raw onions tossed in Texas Pete hot sauce. Don't misunderstand I have food, I've just developed a weird taste for this. please stay home, I need this quarantine to end before this gets out of hand.

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  21. 25 Mar 2020

    I legit have to urge to write letters to people like a civil war soldier but lack the addresses of anyone I know that would appreciate being told about my daily life two weeks later.

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