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Vegan bacon maybe.
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This is what AI thought Dallas people looked like.
This is confirmation that AI will replace all of us.
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Austin AI is named Shaun and he smells like patchouli and breakfast tacos.
Loves drum circles and telling people Austin was cooler in 2015.
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Texas Tech dude is insanely accurate.
Looks like he lives on Red Raider news and Allsups burritos.
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San Antonio AI seemed accurate to me.
She looks like she’s headed to grab another marg at Fiesta.
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The Houston AI generated image is on point largely because of the sheer amount of Astros clothing.
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Next up is a couple from Baylor.
Probably Bryce. Probably Kayleigh.
Probably live in a house with shiplap everywhere.
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I asked AI what Texans look like.
First up is an Aggie.
Her name is probably Braxton.
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Chupacrabra.
Open and shut case.
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Deputies found the cows with "no blood spills or signs of struggle" and precise cuts. They said similar deaths were reported across the U.S., but the cause of death is unknown. abc13.com/texas-cow-deat
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If Mario were a Texan, would the song be Fredericksburg Peaches Peaches Peaches?
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And you like this 🧵then you’ll like this tee
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Beto as Jar Jar Binks.
Or at least we tried. He just kept running for office instead.
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The Dallas Cowboys as the Storm Troopers
They shoot a lot but miss a lot too.
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Now do the bathrooms at Buc-ee’s
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I asked Midjourney to Pixarify Texas for me.
First up was everyone’s favorite beaver, Buc-ee
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What’s the most popular name at Texas A&M?
- Kaiyleigh38.9%
- Haileigh24.8%
- Zachareigh6.7%
- Bud29.6%
758 votesFinal results
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In Houston, an employee only needs to gross about $125,000 to achieve the same purchasing power as someone making $312,000 in New York, per Bloomberg.
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly sounds like TxDot's approach to working on I-35.
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Who is worse?
- Dr Thunder24%
- Jerry Jones61.7%
- The Texas chainsaw guy14.2%
562 votesFinal results
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